A fugazi Shaq had been twittering (a microblogging form of communication) as if he were the Big Aristotle. This bent the big man in the desert the wrong way so he decided to begin twittering himself.
His ID is THE_REAL_SHAQ, and if this is not legit, then the perpetrator has the Shaq character down.
Some interesting tweets:
"Question were is dikembe mutumbo??"
"Stuart scott from espn said greg oden looks 42 , lol dats funny"
"ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM"
"At the barber shop, gotta b sexy for the game tomorro. Us supermodels always have to stay fine, lol "
"Theres a tear in my eye rt now, thinking about the great pete newell. What a tremendous person"
Great stuff.

2 comments:
He uses the word "were" in place of "where" and "wear". If I keep reading his twitter, my head might explode.
Hey Shaq how do you spell
the l word when you have the fewest points?
a. loose
b. lose
Your Twitter clearance is at stake/steak.
UncaLar.
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