Evidently, Detroit Tigers player Brandon Inge never got that memo.
We are supposed to believe that he is on the 15 Day DL due to some pillow work:
"It was the stupidest, most freakish thing," Inge said Wednesday, explaining why he had just been placed on the 15-day DL with the pulled side muscle (oblique) he suffered 3 1/2 weeks ago.
"I have a 3-year-old son who sleeps in the bed with my wife and me," Inge said. "I was trying to push the pillow down behind his head (two nights ago), and when I did ... I repopped (the strained muscle).
"You take swings in baseball, and it's not as bad as pushing a pillow down."
I can remember my Pop telling me to never get involved with drugs or pillows.
Guess my Dad's better than Inge's Dad.